Christoph Boecken

ERT: 2 min | February 15, 2012

Sacrificial Cow (Web Developer) (Wilsonville, OR)

We're currently arguing over whether your first assignment will be to take The Ring to Mordor, or to rework the customer facing site UI. Several of us agree that poisoned paralysis, starvation, and abuse are the normal state of affairs for front end programmers, so there's little to recommend either task.