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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Open Letters: An Open Letter to The Guy Who Puked Next to Me at the Heavy Metal Festival.
Like a Knight in Shining Metal, you circled the massive outline of your former insides steaming on the sun-baked asphalt, dropped to one knee, looked across the sea of vomit towards your pride-beaming lady, flipped the bird with both hands, and said, “Babe, take a picture of me and my puke.”
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Dennis Frank “An open letter to the guy who puked next to me at the Heavy Metal festival.”