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You wanna know how horny gays are? Log on now... See, there are THOUSANDS, literally THOUSANDS of men trying to bone you. Yes, we all hate it, but that muffled atonal ding that announces new messages is officially the new gay mating call, at least until the next technology comes along and we figure out how to make it sexy. (I really, really hope it's those 3D hologram video calls, like in Star Wars.)
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