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What I Know About Germans: Now a Top 100!

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Lennart Stangenberg
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Anke Gröner
  1. Lennart Stangenberg

    Lennart Stangenberg Wir Deutschen.

    June 5, 2012
Markus Reuter
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
  1. Markus Reuter

    Markus Reuter Haha.

    June 6, 2012 | 3
  2. Deleted user

    Deleted user Great summary of stereotypes :D

    June 7, 2012
  3. Markus Reuter

    Markus Reuter But stereotypes are often partly true. Otherwise they wouldn't be stereotypes. ;)

    June 7, 2012
Johannes Gemürr
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Markus Reuter
  1. Johannes Gemürr

    Johannes Gemürr Incredibly funny.

    June 6, 2012
clemenstyp
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Johannes Gemürr
maigruen
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Markus Reuter
Michel Balzer
They can stomach raw meat for breakfast … topped with onion. This alone results in an even deeper respect for the German constitution, on my behalf.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from anneschuessler
Nico Rößel
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Lennart Stangenberg
sauertopf
They can stomach raw meat for breakfast … topped with onion. This alone results in an even deeper respect for the German constitution, on my behalf.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Raphael Pappert
Pascal Huber
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Markus Reuter
Thomas Bogner
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Markus Reuter
journelle
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Lennart Stangenberg
Lukas Thöle
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink. While the rest of the world is vomiting in the bath tub, the Germans are calmly ingesting their 57th shot and washing it down with a beer, their cheeks a little rosy, their eyes a little glazed, but their livers working as smoothly as a German made automobile.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from Lennart Stangenberg
Johannes Steidl
Or get on the bus through the wrong door. This they will say to your face, using a microphone and an unimpressed tone.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
Recited from martinjost
Dino Koster
So, from an Australian expat’s point of view: What I Know About Germans.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
  1. Dino Koster

    Dino Koster Eine Australierin über Deutschland.

    Ich kann kein einzelnen Punkt rausnehmen weil alles einfach SO! WAHR! ist.

    Danke für diesen Beitrag. Ich habe herzlich gelacht und es macht mich stolz, ein Deutscher zu sein.

    June 8, 2012
Matthias Winkelmann
Germans can drink. And not just write themselves off, vomit in the bath tub at 2am, wedge in a kebab and back it up the following night, a la American/English/Australian binge drinkers … I mean drink.
Estimated reading time: 8 min
  1. Matthias Winkelmann

    Matthias Winkelmann 78 Dinge über Deutsche aus der Sicht eines Australiers

    June 12, 2012
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